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7 February ( 3405 )

AFFECTION MEME

lannasroleplaymemes:

Send one of these from your muse to mine, or send me a  ➥  for their affections toward yours.  Created by @taka-yee​, reposted with their permission!

Fingers in Hair: I will treasure you.
Hand on the Head: I think about you a lot.
Kiss / Touch to Ear: I forgive / forgave you.
Forehead to Forehead: I’m here / understand.
Kiss on or around Eye: I don’t want you to be sad.
Hesitant Touch: You’ve hurt me / I still care for you.
Boop on the Nose: You’re adorable / make me happy.
Kiss on the Cheek / Mouth: I love you / I’ve missed you.
Touching the Chin: I want honesty / things to work out.
Mouth on or near Neck: I want you / want to be with you.
Touching the Neck / Shoulders: I want you to feel good.
Leaning on Shoulder: I need you / your support right now.
Kiss / Hand / Touch over Heart: I want your understanding.
Kiss on the Wrist / Palm: I feel deeply connected to you.
Holding Hands: I want to be reminded of your presence.
Touching Fingers: I want to speak, but lack the words.
Arm around Waist: I want you to be careful / feel safe.
Touch on / Kiss to the Ribs: I regard you reverently.
Hand on Lower Back: I’ll be by your side no matter.
Hands on or near Hips: I feel possessive of you.
Touch to Thigh: I want something more with you.
Head on Lap: I trust you / feel safe with you.
Hand on Knee: I am concerned for you.
Other: Fill in what your muse does / feels!

26 January ( 6210 )

Send ‘🍞’ to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.

21 January ( 29581 )

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (…)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

21 January ( 48238 )

PIN MY MUSE

hushedmusings:

  • Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE
  • Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY
  • Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING
  • Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose
21 January ( 8778 )

Send ‘I licked it, so it’s mine’ for my muse’s response to yours licking them and saying that.

quickcr:

alternatively, send ‘Did you just lick me?’ for my muse to lick yours and say that.

17 January ( 151860 )

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse —

bevained:

florror:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them .
Δ = playing with their hair . 
❤ = kissing them . 
₪ =  asking them out for dinner .
☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice .
♘ = stabbing them .
♕ = bowing down before them .
♒ = lying to them .  
✿ = buying them flowers .
☾ = being found shirtless .
♢ = reading them a story .
☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm .
✎ = speaking in a different language .
✏ = teaching them a different language .
▄ = telling them a joke .
♬ = singing to them .
☹ = insulting a loved one .
ஐ = slapping them .
✂ = threatening them .
❃ = dancing with them .
▤ = falling asleep on them .
☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . 
♣ = discovering them crying . 
回 = patching a wound . 
✮ = stargazing .
▓ = caught stealing their belongings .
☽ = wandering alone at night .
♡ = complimenting them .
≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .
☢ = falling over .
✦ = being well-dressed .
❂ = wiping blood off their face .
◎ = taking care of them while ill .
☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them .
⇕ = holding their hand .
↱ = being lost with them .
☠ = pushing them against a wall .

17 January ( 5221 )

Fuckboy Starters.

"Well we were never officially together so..."
"Wanna come over and watch Netflix?"
"Haha and then what? ;)"
"I may be white, but I'm black from below the waist ;)"
"What's your bra size?"
"Nudes? ;)"
"So what would we be doing if we were alone rn? ;)"
"Lets play 20 questions."
"I-can't-function-without-my-mom-yet-I-disrespect-all-women"
"I'm not a fuckboy."
"I'll do it if you kiss me."
"If I send you flowers will you send me nudes?"
"What do you mean you won't give me a blowjob?? I paid for our date!"
"You owe me."
"Who cares if it's the first date?"
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone ;)"
"Hahaha, can I watch?"
16 January ( 5183 )

realistic text meme

text: WTF!
text: um... what is that...
text: ....................
text: pics or it never happened
text: haha and then what? ;)
text: i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning baby <3
text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts
text: all men are dicks
text: oh my god go check his profile??
text: do you wanna play twenty questions :)
text: just get the fucking groceries
text: one more sticker and i'm blocking you
text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET
text: i love you and ur really cute
text: wait
text: it wasnt a big deal haha
text: who is this
text: what do you mean who is this
text: didn't fucking ask for your opinion thanks
text: AAHAHAHAHA *insert mockery of your choice of typo here*
text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you
text: thats what hands are for xoxo
text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?
text: ur dick cant be bigger than ur thumb haha bye
text: i don't understand ur obsession with boobs like
text: i like to squish them
text: i need to pee lol brb
text: uhh okay
text: omg my fams home ok bye ily gtg
text: OHY MG FUCKIGNG GOD SHE DID N O T JUST FUCKING DIE I HAT ETHIS FUCKING SHOW
text: You're a bitch.
16 January ( 30456 )

three word starters.

cursorium:

❛ please don’t go. ❜
❛ don’t turn around. ❜
❛ eat my dust. ❜
❛ suck my ass. ❜
❛ what’s for dinner? ❜
❛ drunk i’m not. ❜
❛ where’s your coat? ❜
❛ bring some beers. ❜
❛ are you home? ❜
❛ say my name. ❜
❛ i can’t go.❜
❛ i’d like none. ❜
❛ well fuck me. ❜
❛ are you sick? ❜
❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜
❛ you’re all wet. ❜
❛ are you drunk? ❜
❛ don’t look back. ❜
❛ it says ‘positive’.❜
❛ run far away.❜
❛ you are screwed. ❜
❛ damn it’s hot. ❜
❛ get here easily? ❜
❛ don’t touch me. ❜
❛ it’s cold out. ❜
❛ just leave me. ❜
❛ i like you. ❜
❛ talk to me. ❜

23 December ( 6276 )

Injury Starters:

“Ow…I think I broke something.”
“Can I lean on you for a second? My ankle’s bothering me.”
“Do you have any bandages?”
“Oh god, that hurts so much.”
“Everything hurts. Seriously, I think I broke myself.”
“I can’t walk.”
“Sorry about the blood trail. I might have gotten a bad gash.”
“Is is bad that I can’t feel my legs?”
“I’ve never felt this much pain in my life.”
“Are you okay? Are you bleeding?"
“Here, let me help, I took a course on this a few years ago.”
“Does anyone know first-aid?”
“That’s a pretty bad bruise, man.”
“You definitely need to go to the hospital.”
“Where’d you get all these cuts?”
“Lie down. Sit somewhere, you need to rest.”
“I’ll get the ice.”
“I can’t believe you got yourself beaten up again.”
“How many hospital bills are you worth, anyway?"